note to self

The next time I get a pet, I want the kind of pet that I can quickly and easily tell whether or not it's dead.

Life with Jorn: pants

(At the grocery store)
Rox: At least one pair of my pants are falling down.
Jorn: Maybe you should wear fewer pants.
Rox: When it's freakin' spring, I will!
(later)
Rox: I'm going to go put on just one pair of pants.
Jorn: Just one more pair?
Rox: No, I'm going to take off all the pants that I currently have on, and then put on just one different pair.
Jorn: That sounds... productive.