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supercheesegirl ([personal profile] supercheesegirl) wrote2006-12-04 01:55 pm
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catalog copy: the jolly snowman

An item description from a catalog Lauren was looking at:

"It'll turn any toilet into a jolly snowman!"

This sentence simultaneously makes me want to write for catalogs and also makes it clear that I'm not nearly imaginative enough to write for catalogs. Holy crap what a great line!

Also, obviously, my mother needs this product.

[identity profile] sleepyworm.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Has there ever been anything your mother has needed MORE than that?

[identity profile] supercheesegirl.livejournal.com 2006-12-04 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't even see the picture! OMG jolly!