catalog copy: the jolly snowman

[supercheesegirl]

An item description from a catalog Lauren was looking at:

"It'll turn any toilet into a jolly snowman!"

This sentence simultaneously makes me want to write for catalogs and also makes it clear that I'm not nearly imaginative enough to write for catalogs. Holy crap what a great line!

Also, obviously, my mother needs this product.

Comments

[sleepyworm.livejournal.com]

Has there ever been anything your mother has needed MORE than that?

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

You didn't even see the picture! OMG jolly!