sex questionnaire

[supercheesegirl]

so since i'm bored and it's friday, i thought i'd do the sex questionnaire all the cheese folks are doing.



1.Had sex in three or more positions in one session?
yes

2.Had sex continuously for an hour or more?
um... yeah, i think. i wasn't exactly watching the clock.

3.Devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
i love snow days, don't you?

4.Been so loud having sex that people complained?
well, people noticed, at least.

5.Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
yes

6.Brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
yes

7.Had sex while both fully dressed?
no

8.Had sex while both standing up?
yes

9.Performed oral sex on a man?
yes

10.Performed oral sex on a woman?
no, but i'd like to.

11.Received oral sex from a man?
all the time :)

12.Recieved oral sex from a woman?
no

13.Used position number 69?
yes

14.Intentionally swallowed semen?
yeah

15.Had heterosexual intercourse using no birth control?
no, never, i'm too paranoid

16.Had sex during menstruation?
yes

17.Used whipped cream,chocolate syrup etc...For sexual purposes?
no. we always meant to but just never did.

18.Used ice for sexual purposes?
i don't think so.

19.Completely shaved off your pubic hair?
yes

20.Purchased a sex toy?
yes

21.Inserted your finger into someone's anus,or had this done to you?
yes

22.Licked someone's anus?
no

23.Performed anal intercourse on someone?
no

24.Received anal intercourse?
we're working on that.

25.Used a vibrator or dildo on your partner,or had your partner use one on you?
no. he thinks that's weird, and now the damn thing won't work anyway.

26.Been involved in the use of a cock ring?
no

27.Been involved in the use of a strap-on?
no

28.Participated in fist-fucking?
no

29.Contracted a venereal disease or STD?
no

30.Given a sympathy fuck?
no

31.Forced or coerced someone to have sex with you?
no

32.Had sex with a virgin?
no

33.Paid for sex with a prostitute?
no

34.Been involved in adultery?
no

35.Had sex with your boss or teacher?
no. i hooked up with a guy after being his TA, though.

36.Had sex with someone the same day that you met them?
no. ew.

37.Had sex with someone whose name you did not know?
no

38.Been openly homosexual or bisexual?
i don't march in parades or anything, but...

39.Had more than 10 sex partners?
no, just the one, actually.

40.Been in a threesome?
no

41.Engaged in group sex?
yes. (WAZZUP??)

42.Had sex in a public place?
does a train trestle count?

43.Had sex in a car?
there was oral sex, i know that. jorn, remember that time in jersey? did we have sex then?

44.Become a member of the mile high club?
i've been asked to, but there was turbulence and the flight attendant wouldn't let us out of our seats.

45.Had sex in the water?
does the shower count?

46.Been walked in on while having sex?
not walked in on, but... interrupted.

47.Had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
no

48.Engaged in bondage?
nothing more serious than the fuzzy handcuffs.

49.Engaged in golden showers?
ewewew.

50.Have body piercings to enhance sexual pleasure?
i keep sharp objects away from my genitalia, thanks.

Comments

[sleepyworm.livejournal.com]

a few questions and comments...
25) I said I thought that was weird? Cause I really don't think it's that weird...maybe I've mellowed in my old age.

35) you did? you uncouth hussy!

41) WAZZUP?!?

43) No, your back seat wasn't big enough. Refer to number 14. ;)

44) I certainly hope you're kidding on that one...

[sleepyworm.livejournal.com]

hey, and you've already figured out the lj cut tag! you rock my socks.