amazing poem: I Am an Asshole, by Lynn Behrendt

I am completely in love with this poem: I Am an Asshole, by Lynn Behrendt. (If you work in the kind of place where you shouldn't have words like "asshole" plastered 50 times over your screen, then it is not work-safe, so please read it when you get home, because it so deserves to be read, even by people whose thing is not poetry; even if your thing is mountain climbing or knitting instead of poetry, you should still read this poem, because it's amazing.)