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i was absolutely dreading coming to work this morning. i stopped at walgreens and picked up two different air fresheners and a can of bug spray (in case yesterday's wasp monster was still hanging around), but when i got to work, my office smelled blessedly officey again. you can't imagine how relieved i am. (i called the maintenance office to thank them, and i found out that it was in fact a dead baby squirrel. poor thing.)
had a great conversation with my parents last night. i was all stressed out when i got home from work, and just wanted to call my mommy and daddy, you know? we always joke about who loves me more, so dad said he would drive up tomorrow with his Dead Squirrel Finder (like a stud finder--you slide it across the wall and it goes beepbeepbeep! when it finds one) and his Dead Squirrel Removal Kit. i was saying that someone should invent a Dead Squirrel Vaccuum--you just put it up to the wall and it sucks the dead squirrel right out. and of course, at other points in the evening i was changing homestar's "you smell like pea soup" to "you smell like dead squirrel". lots of dead squirrel jokes. what else was i going to do?
hung out with farbs last night. we went for crepes, because after my day yesterday i totally deserved crepes. they were awesome as always. then we rented Swimming Pool, which was good but had a weird ending. overall just a weird movie. and the one thing about it that still gets me is this: why was there a midget? she was only in that one scene, so what was the point of having the midget? i just don't understand.
going to yoga at 1:15. meeting jorn at 5:30 for shoe shopping. today is already promising to be much, much better than yesterday.
had a great conversation with my parents last night. i was all stressed out when i got home from work, and just wanted to call my mommy and daddy, you know? we always joke about who loves me more, so dad said he would drive up tomorrow with his Dead Squirrel Finder (like a stud finder--you slide it across the wall and it goes beepbeepbeep! when it finds one) and his Dead Squirrel Removal Kit. i was saying that someone should invent a Dead Squirrel Vaccuum--you just put it up to the wall and it sucks the dead squirrel right out. and of course, at other points in the evening i was changing homestar's "you smell like pea soup" to "you smell like dead squirrel". lots of dead squirrel jokes. what else was i going to do?
hung out with farbs last night. we went for crepes, because after my day yesterday i totally deserved crepes. they were awesome as always. then we rented Swimming Pool, which was good but had a weird ending. overall just a weird movie. and the one thing about it that still gets me is this: why was there a midget? she was only in that one scene, so what was the point of having the midget? i just don't understand.
going to yoga at 1:15. meeting jorn at 5:30 for shoe shopping. today is already promising to be much, much better than yesterday.
