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New England Temperature Conversion Chart
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40 degrees F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.
20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 degrees F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees F: The city of Miami shuts down. New Englanders close the windows.
10 degrees below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.
25 degrees below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 degrees below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can't start their "kahs".
460 degrees below zero: (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya"
500 degrees below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
tisana, it's funny.New England Temperature Conversion Chart
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40 degrees F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.
20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 degrees F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees F: The city of Miami shuts down. New Englanders close the windows.
10 degrees below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.
25 degrees below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 degrees below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can't start their "kahs".
460 degrees below zero: (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya"
500 degrees below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
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Date: 2004-10-06 02:09 pm (UTC)From:Try living in Florida for a summer. You'll learn the true definition of humidity.
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