More conversations from my life

[supercheesegirl]

More from the endlessly entertaining Abercrombie billboard at Porter Square.

(Note: The exchange below makes more sense when you understand just how much Jorn hates sports--which is to say, so deeply and fiercely that no matter how much you yourself hate sports, you still will never truly understand the enormity of Jorn's hatred.)

Jorn: So Abercrombie is selling footballs now?
Me: No, they're still selling naked men.
Jorn: Ah. That's much less interesting to me.
Me: Wait, naked men are *less interesting* to you than *footballs*?
Jorn: Well, footballs can be thrown at the heads of your enemies.
Me: Uh-huh.
Jorn: I would have much more use for a football than I would for a naked man.

(I laughed so loud it echoed through the Square.)

Comments

[lizabethanqueen]

I, on the other hand, have tons of uses for a naked man.

And none for a football.

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[painkiller.livejournal.com]

I think they're selling end-to-end action.

[amedia.livejournal.com]

I think they're selling end-to-end action.

Undignified giggle!

P.S. - Rox, give Jorn a hug for me. That was priceless!

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

Hug = given!