hmm

[supercheesegirl]

i'm not sure how i feel about this quiz... the first time i took it, i got Wormtongue, but then i figured out that you can choose multiple answers for each question. thank goodness.


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and hey, i just looked at all the possible results, and Gandalf isn't one of them. isn't that odd? i thought for sure the "older man" questions applied to him. Gimli's not there either. *shrug*

Comments

[pocketwitch.livejournal.com]

The 'older man' thing applies to Elrond, who might sorta be older than Gandalf.

I don't know why everyone went back and changed their answers so they wouldn't get Wormtongue. I'm perfectly happy with my Wormtongue result. ;D

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

i know the "older man" stuff applies to elrond, who technically would be older than gandalf since he was around to fight sauron the first time, but you have to admit gandalf looks like an old man and (being wise and all) acts like one too.

about wormtongue, i have only one thing to say: SKEEVYZORZ!!1!

[pocketwitch.livejournal.com]

Skeevy, yes, but oddly compelling ...

[sleepyworm.livejournal.com]

I don't know; didn't gandalf say something about walking the earth for 500 lives of men? Even if the average man only lived to 50, that would be 25,000 years. And I thought the whole thing with Sauron happened like 1000 years ago or something. Even if gandalf only said 100 lives of men, it would still be 5000 years. Gandalf's older than phuckan time itself! But maybe he's like the Seraphim from Dogma down below, since he's not exactly a normal life form.

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

i kind of vaguely remember the gandalf-walking-the-earth-for-500-lives-of-men thing, too. but if he's been around that long, why hasn't he talked about the battle with sauron the first time? i mean, if he was around then, he would've been involved and stuff, you'd think. (and the seraphim thing seems a good metaphor for gandalf as a life-form, too.)

and i believe it was like 3000 years ago that the original shit went down with sauron. gollum had the ring for about 500 years, remember. but still.

[sleepyworm.livejournal.com]

I just took the quiz myself, and I got Wormtongue too. Of course, it was difficult to answer some of the questions from the penis-endowed perspective...

No, I don't phuckin' want to hear about Samwise the Brave!!1!!@!!!!

[ame0toko.livejournal.com]

Wow. That sounds like a big commitment. I'm not sure I'm really ready for a LOVING MISTRESS/GARDNER RELATIONSHIP. It's pretty comforting that he can PROVIDE A ROCK FOR ME WHEN I NEED IT, though...