today's spam

[supercheesegirl]

Two hilarious spam subject lines:

Subject: sublime hole puncher

From the heavenly office supplies store?

Subject: two girls in bed, both shocked

Shocked by the length of my penis, presumably? Well, yeah, that would be a shock, if they were expecting me to have one.

Also, I was having problems with messages sneaking through the spam filter to my inbox, so I set up a filter in my inbox to deliver any message with "casino" in the subject line directly to the trash. I just looked in the trash--23 messages about casinos so far today! For some reason this feels like I've accomplished something.

Comments

[handmadedark.livejournal.com]

Maybe those two girls in bed were shocked to find the sublime whole puncher in bed with them?

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

If there was also a stapler and a paper slicer, that'd be really disturbing.

[handmadedark.livejournal.com]

That would be disturbing. Right now, I'm imagining this character called "The Sublime (W)hole Puncher," half porn star, half professional wrestler--disturbing and yet hilarious. So many possibilities.

[digital-e.livejournal.com]

So I shouldn't send you an email about the rumored riverboat casino we're getting?

I know I've arrived at work because I'm now getting spam at my office email account.

[supercheesegirl.livejournal.com]

Well, just don't mention the casino in the subject line. I haven't blocked "riverboat", that doesn't turn up in spam too often--I wish it did, it would be a nice change! :)

I think we've got pretty good spam blockers at my office account, I have gotten maybe one spam message since I started here almost ten months ago. Or maybe the emails aren't posted anywhere where spambots could find them.

[grass-stained.livejournal.com]

Not related at all: could you please email me your mailing address? Thanks!