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Oh! Oh. Hee. This Onion article stirs up conflicting feelings in me: amusement and pity, but also a blend of earnest affection and longing. Kind of like the time when they wrote about how disappointed Donald Rumsfeld was that the president didn't give him flowers for Secretary's Day.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/activision_reports_sluggish_sales