Oh! Oh. Hee. This Onion article stirs up conflicting feelings in me: amusement and pity, but also a blend of earnest affection and longing. Kind of like the time when they wrote about how disappointed Donald Rumsfeld was that the president didn't give him flowers for Secretary's Day.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/activision_reports_sluggish_sales
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/activision_reports_sluggish_sales
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Date: 2007-08-01 08:49 pm (UTC)From:Jaunty marches, indeed!!
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Date: 2007-08-01 08:58 pm (UTC)From:Cripes! They got mustache modeling right? I remember reading in GamaSutra how originally MarioKart was going to have a mustache editor but they scrapped it.
:P
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Date: 2007-08-01 09:10 pm (UTC)From:Best. Party. Game. Ever.
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Date: 2007-08-01 09:45 pm (UTC)From: