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Okay, Danny Noriega's lack of any discernible maleness is doing him no favors. Also, he's annoying. Really annoying. And a girl. A bratty girl.
I still hate Jason Yeager. The bland comes off him in waves. Go home, Donny Osmond boy.
I'm not entertained by Aussie Boy and his tennis. I'm pleased to see that Bandanna Guy does in fact have hair under there. There was some question--I don't think we'd ever seen him without some sort of head covering. His performance was okay, but nothing I'm psyched about.
David Hernandez brought it tonight. I never would've thought I'd be voting for him, but there you go. David Archuleta also brought it tonight. What an amazingly spectacular performance. All of you who aren't watching Idol this season (so, um, all of you) really missed something good tonight. Go youtube that.
I think Simon is entirely wrong about David Cook. I thought he rocked his song, and knowing that he's a word nerd who loves crossword puzzles makes his score on the idhitthatometer shoot through the roof. Come on, Simon, crossword puzzles are much, much sexier than tennis. Jesus.
Speaking of the idhitthatometer, Luke Cheekbones took a dive tonight. He's still awfully pretty, but I'm not nearly as interested in looking at him anymore. Maybe it's the a capella group thing. A capella groups are kind of inherently dorky.
Who didn't I talk about? Chikezie Eze. He still seems awfully nice, but for some reason I just can't pay attention when he sings. Be more interesting, Jacuzzi. And wear some clothes that a handsome black man like yourself would actually wear in real life. That polo shirt just doesn't look natural. I almost forgot about Dreadlock Cutie entirely, which isn't a good sign for him. He was really forgettable this week, and it's a shame because he's very pretty too. I hope he makes it to next week and gets another chance to do something.
In summary: Go home, Danny Noriega. Go home, Jason Yeager.
I still hate Jason Yeager. The bland comes off him in waves. Go home, Donny Osmond boy.
I'm not entertained by Aussie Boy and his tennis. I'm pleased to see that Bandanna Guy does in fact have hair under there. There was some question--I don't think we'd ever seen him without some sort of head covering. His performance was okay, but nothing I'm psyched about.
David Hernandez brought it tonight. I never would've thought I'd be voting for him, but there you go. David Archuleta also brought it tonight. What an amazingly spectacular performance. All of you who aren't watching Idol this season (so, um, all of you) really missed something good tonight. Go youtube that.
I think Simon is entirely wrong about David Cook. I thought he rocked his song, and knowing that he's a word nerd who loves crossword puzzles makes his score on the idhitthatometer shoot through the roof. Come on, Simon, crossword puzzles are much, much sexier than tennis. Jesus.
Speaking of the idhitthatometer, Luke Cheekbones took a dive tonight. He's still awfully pretty, but I'm not nearly as interested in looking at him anymore. Maybe it's the a capella group thing. A capella groups are kind of inherently dorky.
Who didn't I talk about? Chikezie Eze. He still seems awfully nice, but for some reason I just can't pay attention when he sings. Be more interesting, Jacuzzi. And wear some clothes that a handsome black man like yourself would actually wear in real life. That polo shirt just doesn't look natural. I almost forgot about Dreadlock Cutie entirely, which isn't a good sign for him. He was really forgettable this week, and it's a shame because he's very pretty too. I hope he makes it to next week and gets another chance to do something.
In summary: Go home, Danny Noriega. Go home, Jason Yeager.
